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Kids are at that age where their vocab haven't caught up their thoughts and expressions yet (but to be fair i say that is true of many of us still...)


Kiddie E : Mommy, my sore throat is painful.




Tot J: Mommy, he disturb me just now!
Mommy : Jie Jie is a girl, not he, she. Say properly again?
Tot J: Mommy, Jie Jie disturb me just now.




Mommy: which one do you want?
Tot J: I want 2!
Mommy: choose 1
Tot J: ok, INEE MINEE MYNEE ...
Mommy : no inee-minee, just choose
Tot J: No INEE-MINEE? ok
Tot J (whisper) : inee minee mynee...




Tot J: MOMMY, JIE JIE DOWAN TO SHAAAARE!
Mommy: Did you ask nicely?
Tot J: Jie Jie, can you share?
Kiddie E: She never say PLEASE!
Mommy: Ask nicely, say please
Tot J: Can I have pleeeeease?
Kiddie E: ... ...
Tot J: I ALREADY SAY PLEASE!
Mommy: Are you going to share?
Kiddie E: She never say PLEASE nicely!




Tot J has a packet of M&Ms
Mommy: Will you share have with your friend?
Tot J: ok, can I share half?
Mommy: Wow, that's very nice, yes, of course.
Tot J bit half of a M&M and gave the remaining to her friend

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